"I think blogs are dumb, but I have been told this will drive traffic to my website. So, here is my dumb blog."

We are two screenwriters that like to write funny stuff and sad stuff and absurdist sci-fi stuff. Read our scripts and figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life. 

Click any button that says Request, then tell us who you are and what script or story you want to read in full. 

Fill out the Contact form! We will get back to you ASAP.

Not much. What's up with you, foo? 

No, we are actively seeking management! 

We would rather you didn't, unless its really cool. But, still. Probably shouldn't. 

Cheese fingernails. Duh.